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bejezees out of programmers
  • Industry: Web Development
  • Timeline: Oct 26, 2017
  • Writer: Saima Naz

What Scares The Bejeezes Out Of Programmers?

Waking up to nightmares is usual for programmers, that is, if they ever get to sleep. Innocent gestures on worried faces, holding a coffee mug in one hand and a pencil in the other, with fidgeting legs, is how you will spot a coder from a distance. A word of caution: try to avoid eye contact for more than 2 seconds if they are at their workstations, for that’s the time it takes to mess up a code. At Arpatech, our software development services are powered by developers who face these fears head-on every single day. Programmers are indeed the epitome of human fear, and this Halloween, we are here to prove it.

For them, every day is Halloween, and every night a curse. You will also find them cursing much too frequently, not because they hold grudges. They just have bugophobia (fear of catching a bug in their code) that lives inside them and creeps up like anxiety, along with other similar fears. Not surprisingly, their whole life is a struggle to bury their fears and prove to the world that, contrary to popular belief, they are not zombies.

For born developers, this is not just an occupational hazard. These are the qualities that they are likely going to take to their graves, with their tombstones reading “RUN” instead of “RIP”. Ain’t got a developer’s life if there’s a possibility of resting in peace.

This Halloween, we will confront the situational demons that strike fear in the hearts of programmers around the world. Get a visual glimpse of some of the prominent fears among developers.

Change of requirements during a project

When you are ahead of schedule and couldn’t believe your luck, that’s when the irony of the situation hits you.

Debugging multi-threaded code

Oh, the creeps..

Social contact

You shudder at the idea of being reminded about your profession.

SQA guy .. devil in disguise

Picture a child unpacking the drawer you just packed.

Being stereotyped and judged

In a group of party animals, you are the loner, or (worse) introduced as the “IT guy”.

Suggesting a deadline

Well, technically it’s no use cuz you will have to bend time and space to achieve your suggested deadline anyways.

Non-technical colleague confronting you instead of Google

It’s both: the moment of glory, and the moment of disgrace combined.

Hearing the word “just” with a never-ending task

When you see words mocking you.

Every time you hit the run command

Soldier, brace yourself for impact!

Learn another programming language

No one understands the torture that is language better than a programmer.

Conclusion:

Every developer has experienced moments of uncertainty, frustration, and unexpected obstacles, but overcoming those challenges is what leads to exceptional software solutions. Whether it’s managing complex requirements or building scalable applications, experienced development teams know how to deliver results under pressure.

Your idea deserves more than just code. Arpatech delivers software development that thinks beyond the brief and builds beyond expectations. Let’s talk.